Apparently the world is going to end tomorrow.. May 21,2011...ftw!?
This so called "Judgement Day" is a load-a-shit.
Im not saying that it could never happen and yaddy-yadda,
but there are so many different theorys on this whole "Christ will return and his none followers will suffer" shit.
Like the whole Mayan stuff...according to them the world isnt ending untill 2012.
So which is it...May 21, 2011. Or 2012??
Heres my theory... shut the fuck up and who cares...
Whether it really is tomorrow that we all get screwed over or a year from now,
yammering on about when its actually going to happen is just wasting the time you do have left.
Personally I would rather spend my last moments in life not knowning when my world is going to explode...
makes those remaining moments just that much more beautiful doesnt it?
Friday 20 May 2011
Friday 13 May 2011
The Basement Troll.
Alright I have finally had just about enough from the idiot living in the basement suite of my house.
Let me just make something clear here first, the suite that is in my basement is an ILLEGAL suite.
So he shouldnt even be there to begin with, unfortunately he came with the house.
Now sit back and get ready to read about the most pathetic, annoying, and ridiculous thing your ever going to read about a person.
I call him a troll because well... he practically is one.
He sits in his room waiting and, as he says," makes a log", of my families daily noise activity.
.....WTF is that I tell ya? Like for real?
This is because according to him we are purposely trying to disturb his life and make a shit load of noise and what not...
He even came up to me and called me a liar for denying that I was trying to keep him awake by coughing so much...Is he for real? Like I even have time to waste sitting there coughing just to keep him awake at night and shit. How stupid can you be? Its called being sick..Its a fact of life.
Then the other night he gives us a reply to a letter we wrote to him asking him for his share of the utilities and explaining why it is the amount it is. The bill is split 1/3, 2/3 as our landlord told us that is the standard. He only wants to pay 1/5....is he crazy??
Since we moved into this house and started renting it we have been paying the entire bill because our idiot landlords told us that getting the money from the troll (other tenant) is in our hands? Why they made it like that who fuckin knows.
As a side note, our landlords are first time landlords so they honestly have no idea what they are doing. clearly - im surrounded by morons I tell ya!
Anyways, the reply he gave us, all his points had absolutely NOTHING to do with paying the effing bill.
He was going on about shit like how, because of us, he is in debt - which he wouldnt be in if since the beginning he started paying even a little untill we had the proper amount sorted out.
And that he wants to get a drum set and that because we have to much stuff there is no room for him to use the garage -well guess what, the garage isn't even part of his renting contract, its part of ours and only ours. HE has no right to the stupid garage. Not to mention putting a drum set in a place your renting with other tenants is SO inappropriate.
And how he is "oh so super thrifty" and because he is, he shouldnt have to pay for so much of the utility bill...We dont make the rules. It doesnt matter if you spend one hour a day in the place your renting, the rent is the rent. It does not matter how much of what you use or how long your there.
Anyways, he and my mother get into an argument over this because, well... its self explanatory. Hes an idiot.
My mother starts yelling and he starts yappin away yet again about shit that has nothing to do with paying the bills and he all of a sudden says a winning comment like" Why are you arguing with me? I won awards in highschool for arguing!"
......HA HA HA HA....is that so? Did you also get marks good enough to put on your mothers refrigerator??
What a dumb shit eh? Like is he kidding, who effing cares about your highschool achievements...
Now he is avoiding us, surprise.
Cant wait for the day he gets to annoyed and just dips out.
He really has ZERO clue what renting is really like.
Let me just make something clear here first, the suite that is in my basement is an ILLEGAL suite.
So he shouldnt even be there to begin with, unfortunately he came with the house.
Now sit back and get ready to read about the most pathetic, annoying, and ridiculous thing your ever going to read about a person.
I call him a troll because well... he practically is one.
He sits in his room waiting and, as he says," makes a log", of my families daily noise activity.
.....WTF is that I tell ya? Like for real?
This is because according to him we are purposely trying to disturb his life and make a shit load of noise and what not...
He even came up to me and called me a liar for denying that I was trying to keep him awake by coughing so much...Is he for real? Like I even have time to waste sitting there coughing just to keep him awake at night and shit. How stupid can you be? Its called being sick..Its a fact of life.
Then the other night he gives us a reply to a letter we wrote to him asking him for his share of the utilities and explaining why it is the amount it is. The bill is split 1/3, 2/3 as our landlord told us that is the standard. He only wants to pay 1/5....is he crazy??
Since we moved into this house and started renting it we have been paying the entire bill because our idiot landlords told us that getting the money from the troll (other tenant) is in our hands? Why they made it like that who fuckin knows.
As a side note, our landlords are first time landlords so they honestly have no idea what they are doing. clearly - im surrounded by morons I tell ya!
Anyways, the reply he gave us, all his points had absolutely NOTHING to do with paying the effing bill.
He was going on about shit like how, because of us, he is in debt - which he wouldnt be in if since the beginning he started paying even a little untill we had the proper amount sorted out.
And that he wants to get a drum set and that because we have to much stuff there is no room for him to use the garage -well guess what, the garage isn't even part of his renting contract, its part of ours and only ours. HE has no right to the stupid garage. Not to mention putting a drum set in a place your renting with other tenants is SO inappropriate.
And how he is "oh so super thrifty" and because he is, he shouldnt have to pay for so much of the utility bill...We dont make the rules. It doesnt matter if you spend one hour a day in the place your renting, the rent is the rent. It does not matter how much of what you use or how long your there.
Anyways, he and my mother get into an argument over this because, well... its self explanatory. Hes an idiot.
My mother starts yelling and he starts yappin away yet again about shit that has nothing to do with paying the bills and he all of a sudden says a winning comment like" Why are you arguing with me? I won awards in highschool for arguing!"
......HA HA HA HA....is that so? Did you also get marks good enough to put on your mothers refrigerator??
What a dumb shit eh? Like is he kidding, who effing cares about your highschool achievements...
Now he is avoiding us, surprise.
Cant wait for the day he gets to annoyed and just dips out.
He really has ZERO clue what renting is really like.
Friday 6 May 2011
"Buckley's" Believe It or Not
If you havent already figured it out from my previous entry I have a cold.
Its only in my nose though! Still as shitty as anything.
Anyways, I am going camping tomorrow with my boyfriend, sister, and her boyfriend
which means... I CAN NOT BE SICK!.
I needed something even more drastically magical then Vicks VaporRub....
This ment only one thing.........BUCKLEY'S
It was my only hope. I had to do it.
So because I was a Buckley's virgin and have never ever taken it before in my life simply based on the facts that
1. Everyone always says how absolutely disgusting and horrific it is.
2. I dont usually take well to most medicines. Eg, all the warnings of shit on the bottle that can happen to you and if they do you should call your doctor immidately, yaa thats what I usually go through.
Anyways I forced my mother into the bathroom with me to stand there to make sure I didnt die or fall over or whatever. I took the Buckley's in one hand and juice in the other ready to counter act this GAWD awful taste everyone tells me about.
Then 3, 2, 1..... shot it back and started panicing/forcefully pouring as much juice into my mouth as humanly possible!. There was jucie everywhere.
The rumors were true. The taste was legit the worst ever.
BUT it did start to work almost instantly.
So far the only shittyness im feeling from this medicine is very heavy arms... hopefully that'll be it.
We shall see.
All in all though, my frist Buckley's experience I survived.... at least I havent died yet.. lol
Its only in my nose though! Still as shitty as anything.
Anyways, I am going camping tomorrow with my boyfriend, sister, and her boyfriend
which means... I CAN NOT BE SICK!.
I needed something even more drastically magical then Vicks VaporRub....
This ment only one thing.........BUCKLEY'S
It was my only hope. I had to do it.
So because I was a Buckley's virgin and have never ever taken it before in my life simply based on the facts that
1. Everyone always says how absolutely disgusting and horrific it is.
2. I dont usually take well to most medicines. Eg, all the warnings of shit on the bottle that can happen to you and if they do you should call your doctor immidately, yaa thats what I usually go through.
Anyways I forced my mother into the bathroom with me to stand there to make sure I didnt die or fall over or whatever. I took the Buckley's in one hand and juice in the other ready to counter act this GAWD awful taste everyone tells me about.
Then 3, 2, 1..... shot it back and started panicing/forcefully pouring as much juice into my mouth as humanly possible!. There was jucie everywhere.
The rumors were true. The taste was legit the worst ever.
BUT it did start to work almost instantly.
So far the only shittyness im feeling from this medicine is very heavy arms... hopefully that'll be it.
We shall see.
All in all though, my frist Buckley's experience I survived.... at least I havent died yet.. lol
Thursday 5 May 2011
Vick's VaporRub
So I just gotta say, of all the things invented Vick's VaporRub has to be one of the BEST things.
I mean this stuff is the legit the shit.
Its magical.
It always fixes everything when your sick.
I had an incredibly stuffed up nose last night andd after hours of blowing my poor little nose raw,
I had to find some relief, I needed a miricle to sleep and for heaven sakes breathe!
So I started searching for something, anything.
When suddenly, there it was to answer my call of distress and discomfort. The Vapor Rub!
I used it and instantly I started to feel better anddd I could breathe- best feeling being able to breathe when you sleep.
Vick's VaporRub is a must have in your bag of tricks and tools when your sick!
I <3 Vick's.
I mean this stuff is the legit the shit.
Its magical.
It always fixes everything when your sick.
I had an incredibly stuffed up nose last night andd after hours of blowing my poor little nose raw,
I had to find some relief, I needed a miricle to sleep and for heaven sakes breathe!
So I started searching for something, anything.
When suddenly, there it was to answer my call of distress and discomfort. The Vapor Rub!
I used it and instantly I started to feel better anddd I could breathe- best feeling being able to breathe when you sleep.
Vick's VaporRub is a must have in your bag of tricks and tools when your sick!
I <3 Vick's.
Wednesday 4 May 2011
Boyfriend!!
So today at around 3 am something completely amazing happend. I got myself a boyfriend :D
Let me take you back a few weeks to were this all started...
I get this phone call from my twin sister Victoria who tells me that I should date this guy...
Well like any normal human being I replyed "ha ha haa okay there....."
But she says "no really".
This guy is her boyfriend of a million years friend and he (stephan sisters boyfriend) thinks it would be a perfect match.
Those of you who know me and know Torrie and Stephan know that any of there friends would NOT be my type of guy... not that I even know what my type was (untill I met this guy, then I knew.. it was him.. whatever type he was)
So Stephan and Torrie are reallllly trying to force this crazyness because stephan just knows this is gonna work. So I agree to meet him.
We go to the Hop n Brew for drinks and some pool when we see each other.. we never really looked at each other andddd we didnt talk like AT ALL. But I will admitt I found him extremely cute so that was always a good thing
Anyways so that was our first meet and greet.
Then I added him on facebook anddd like a jerk, every time I said hello he signed off like almost immediately... pffftttt,
Only later did he tell me he didnt realise he was doing that. sillllllly guy
Then Torrie and myself went to our aquasizing class anddd Stephan and the guy was there...neatt
We still didnt really talk, Ill admitt again -he was really cute and I was being a shy loser.
But the guy, Torrie and Stephan got this grand idea to take a little weekend trip to Edmonton... SWEET-never been to Edmonton.
And that was that. We had an amazingly, hilarious, fairly drunken, good ol' time!
Ill admitt once more, this guy was SO FUNNY and soo cute.
And since that weekend I saw him every single day and have had nothing but the best time ever.
Ive never been so happy!
Wondering who this amazing man is?
His name is Emri Pires
And now that we are an item I just have to thank Stephan for being a genious and just out of the blue putting us together - never thought I would call stephan a genious!
THANK YOU STEPHAN SEUPERSAD AND VICTORIA GRIMES - there brilliant people.
And thank you Emri for coming into my life. <3
I am no longer a damsel in distress. I found my knight in shinning armor,
I found my little piece of Happiness.
Now its time to blog about alllll this happiness. Stay tuned :D
Let me take you back a few weeks to were this all started...
I get this phone call from my twin sister Victoria who tells me that I should date this guy...
Well like any normal human being I replyed "ha ha haa okay there....."
But she says "no really".
This guy is her boyfriend of a million years friend and he (stephan sisters boyfriend) thinks it would be a perfect match.
Those of you who know me and know Torrie and Stephan know that any of there friends would NOT be my type of guy... not that I even know what my type was (untill I met this guy, then I knew.. it was him.. whatever type he was)
So Stephan and Torrie are reallllly trying to force this crazyness because stephan just knows this is gonna work. So I agree to meet him.
We go to the Hop n Brew for drinks and some pool when we see each other.. we never really looked at each other andddd we didnt talk like AT ALL. But I will admitt I found him extremely cute so that was always a good thing
Anyways so that was our first meet and greet.
Then I added him on facebook anddd like a jerk, every time I said hello he signed off like almost immediately... pffftttt,
Only later did he tell me he didnt realise he was doing that. sillllllly guy
Then Torrie and myself went to our aquasizing class anddd Stephan and the guy was there...neatt
We still didnt really talk, Ill admitt again -he was really cute and I was being a shy loser.
But the guy, Torrie and Stephan got this grand idea to take a little weekend trip to Edmonton... SWEET-never been to Edmonton.
And that was that. We had an amazingly, hilarious, fairly drunken, good ol' time!
Ill admitt once more, this guy was SO FUNNY and soo cute.
And since that weekend I saw him every single day and have had nothing but the best time ever.
Ive never been so happy!
Wondering who this amazing man is?
His name is Emri Pires
And now that we are an item I just have to thank Stephan for being a genious and just out of the blue putting us together - never thought I would call stephan a genious!
THANK YOU STEPHAN SEUPERSAD AND VICTORIA GRIMES - there brilliant people.
And thank you Emri for coming into my life. <3
I am no longer a damsel in distress. I found my knight in shinning armor,
I found my little piece of Happiness.
Now its time to blog about alllll this happiness. Stay tuned :D
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