The Basement Troll.

Alright I have finally had just about enough from the idiot living in the basement suite of my house.
Let me just make something clear here first, the suite that is in my basement is an ILLEGAL suite.
So he shouldnt even be there to begin with, unfortunately he came with the house.

Now sit back and get ready to read about the most pathetic, annoying, and ridiculous thing your ever going to read about a person.

I call him a troll because well... he practically is one.
He sits in his room waiting and, as he says," makes a log", of my families daily noise activity.
.....WTF is that I tell ya? Like for real?
This is because according to him we are purposely trying to disturb his life and make a shit load of noise and what not...
He even came up to me and called me a liar for denying that I was trying to keep him awake by coughing so much...Is he for real? Like I even have time to waste sitting there coughing just to keep him awake at night and shit. How stupid can you be? Its called being sick..Its a fact of life.

Then the other night he gives us a reply to a letter we wrote to him asking him for his share of the utilities and explaining why it is the amount it is. The bill is split 1/3, 2/3 as our landlord told us that is the standard. He only wants to pay 1/5....is he crazy??
Since we moved into this house and started renting it we have been paying the entire bill because our idiot landlords told us that getting the money from the troll (other tenant) is in our hands? Why they made it like that who fuckin knows.

As a side note, our landlords are first time landlords so they honestly have no idea what they are doing. clearly - im surrounded by morons I tell ya!

Anyways, the reply he gave us, all his points had absolutely NOTHING to do with paying the effing bill.
He was going on about shit like how, because of us, he is in debt - which he wouldnt be in if since the beginning he started paying even a little untill we had the proper amount sorted out.
And that he wants to get a drum set and that because we have to much stuff there is no room for him to use the garage -well guess what, the garage isn't even part of his renting contract, its part of ours and only ours. HE has no right to the stupid garage. Not to mention putting a drum set in a place your renting with other tenants is SO inappropriate.
And how he is "oh so super thrifty" and because he is, he shouldnt have to pay for so much of the utility bill...We dont make the rules. It doesnt matter if you spend one hour a day in the place your renting, the rent is the rent. It does not matter how much of what you use or how long your there.

Anyways, he and my mother get into an argument over this because, well... its self explanatory. Hes an idiot.
My mother starts yelling and he starts yappin away yet again about shit that has nothing to do with paying the bills and he all of a sudden says a winning comment like" Why are you arguing with me? I won awards in highschool for arguing!"
......HA HA HA HA....is that so? Did you also get marks good enough to put on your mothers refrigerator??
What a dumb shit eh? Like is he kidding, who effing cares about your highschool achievements...

Now he is avoiding us, surprise.
Cant wait for the day he gets to annoyed and just dips out.
He really has ZERO clue what renting is really like.